There are many reasons why you should bet on sports (and maybe one or two why you shouldn’t), but the bigger question is why you should be at home. Let’s see, home vs. a casino or the tracks or a down town smoked up basement with wall papers from the ’60s.
We can honestly say that 21st century broad band internet can give you the same and way more simply by staying at home. Or… maybe you’re an old school guy (or girl) and prefer to do things like they used to be.
So, here are a few points to why you should and shouldn’t bet at home:
Marital stability: If you get drunk and end up in bed with the waitress, its ok, she’s your wife
Hi-tech: Card tables don’t have off buttons in the real world
Comfort: No one’s going to stop you betting in your pajamas
Recovery: If you lose big you can just put your head under the pillow
Reputation: Never meet your boss at the casino right after asking for a raise
Marital stability 2: Spending too much time at home with your wife can harm your marriage
Reputation 2: You can call in sick and bet at home without the risk of bumping in the casino into someone you know, at working hours.
Privacy: Your wife will know when you win big. She always does. She will want her share.
Responsibility: If you don’t manage to get a bet placed on time you can’t blame the queues at the bookies
Mould: This is what starts growing on your back when you don’t leave the house for three days
Security: Kids can place bets at home online too… and they’re not always winners
Mobile: Download an app, bet anywhere, anytime. Why bet at home?
Reputation: Calling in sick three times a week so you can bet at home may get you fired.
If you have more ideas please send us and if they’re good (but really good) we’ll load them with a big thanks to you.
Enjoy and good luck!